A Funny Thing Happened To Me On My Way Through The Park

I have to share this with you because it happened to me. I have no proof to show
because I didn't have my camera with me and I hope you take my word for it.

The other day, I was walking through a local Park relishing the warm sunlight,
the gentle wind and I guess everything in general. It was a very nice day.

I wasn't really paying attention to any 1 thing, just strolling along. Then I realized
that there didn't seem to be any pressure on the bottoms of my feet. I looked
down and saw that I was about 6 feet off the ground and still rising. Floating
in the air with no form of support. Needless to say, I was scared shitless and
started to thrash around. I found that, during my thrashing, if I start with
my arms extended over my head and move my arms down that I would rise
higher in the air or starting with my arms down and moving them up over my head
that I would go down.

So.....this is what I did ALL day. It was the best experience of my life. Also
this ability seems permanent because I can still do it. Ha Ha fooey on you
Earth bound rats.

I've been trying to get it so that instead of standing vertical and floating through the
air, I can be similar to the fictional character Superman and float horizontal. This
is very hard to do because when I start to go horizontal I seem to start to slip out
of the air. Hard to explain, I'll just have to continue to practice till I can figure it out.

The 1 important thing I did find was that, while floating from the ground upward
and not making any movement, my movement upward would stop at about
100 feet. Coooooool.

I don't really feel anything when I float except that there is no pressure on the
bottoms of my feet. Even with me being an Atheist, this floating stuff is truly
STRANGE. I have no idea why I can FLOAT, I just do.

As yet, I haven't tried to hold an object and float. That will come later when
I'm more experienced at floating.

There it is, I hope you believe me because I'd really feel bad if you didn't.

Even worse, I'd feel terrible if you thought I was any 1 or all of the below;

1....Someone with a brain tumor.
2....Someone that's crazier than a Shit House Rat.
3....Someone that's done WAY to many drugs.
or
4....Someone so stupid that he doesn't know walking from jumping.

 Well sorry........none of those thoughts are correct. The real thought is that
" This fothermucker is Lying ".

AND

That would be CORRECT. Everything, about my floating, is a LIE.

Now to the point of this post.

I gave you readers firsthand information on my ability to float.
I gave you readers firsthand details on my ability to float.

The only problem is that YOU didn't see me float.

Now lets turn to the 2000 year old biblE.

It says that " jesuS Walked Upon The Waters " or something to that effect.

The theists READ this and say "Yessiree lordY, Thats exactly what hE done. "
The theist will believe something that comes out of a 2000 year old book with
no proof or evidence to back it up.

Hmmmm,  maybe hE just knew where the rocks were at.

Yet, when I give theists firsthand information and details, they still require proof.

It's a Sad Sad World we live in.

Here's a little Atheist humor I made up while typing this post.  I don't know if
I'm plagiarising anybody but, here goes;

A man walks into a catholic church and asks the priest if he could address the
congregation. The priest asks, " does it concern religion? " . The man answered
" yes it does " and the priest nodded his consent.

The man enters the pulpit, pauses a few moments, Then says " you all know me,
though not by face, I am you lorD jesuS chrisT ". The whole congregation erupted
into laughter. After a few monents and a very stern look from the man, the congregation
settles down. The man then says " I am here because the day of reckoning has come ".
Again the congregation erupts into laughter. This time the priest is laughing also.

The man asks " why do you laugh at me " and, almost in unison, the congregation
yells " We Don't Believe You ". The man hangs his head for a moment, then looks
up and says " must I give you proof of who I am ? " and again the congregation
yells in unison " YES ". Now the man hangs his head, all the while, shaking it from
side to side. After many long moments, the man looks at the congregation and says
" YOU KNOW I DON"T WORK LIKE THAT "


Peace

Believers and NonBelievers

I know I'm behind the times but, I just saw the Debate(?) between Matt Slick and
Matt Dillahunty. I have to admit that Matt is Slick. I don't know about other people but,
their debate, to me, was weird. Slick appeared to try, exceptionally hard, to win the
debate through confusion and get Dillahunty to admit something. See I'm confused.
But, true to form, Dillahunty slammed Slick at every point.  But Slick seemed unable
to absorb the Logical, Rational and Common Sense questions and answers that
Dillahunty was giving him. I got the impression that Slick only wanted to win the debate,
no matter if he was right or wrong.

Well, to move on. I heard, on The Atheist Experience, that some theist wants all,
proclaimed, Atheists to be registered. Even though it wasn't meant to be, there's some
good in that. The only bad in it is if Reverend Hitler used that list to kill 6,000,000 of us.
Check out German history, about 1939 - end of WWII and don't just read the headlines.

I guess we could use that list also. Anyone not on the list would be our............Hmmmm.
Not a good thing for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

I, as an Atheist, would never kill someone just because that person believed in a goD.
But, on the same note, if that persons belief motivated actions threatens me with bodily
harm and/or death, you better believe I'll pop a cap in his ass so fast you won't even
hear the shot.

Anyway back to registering Atheists. If we have to register so do the theists. Only fair.
But, I want to go 1 better. Atheists and theists must carry a coin. The Atheist coin has
a heads on 1 side and tails on the other. We would use this coin to help us with life.
HEADS=YUP - TAILS=NOPE. We call this the Logic coin. The theists will have a
coin they call the Bible coin. It's very simular to the Atheist coin except it has a head
on both sides.

Now here's something that, in a way, makes me sad. I've had conversations with your
common everyday believer and when asked a question like "Do you know what goDs plan
is?". They will invariably say "ONLY goD KNOWS THAT. Welllll DUH! I wasn't asking
them what goD knows I was asking what they know. Are they so insecure in their faith
that they can't say those 3 little words.......I..........DON'T..........KNOW?

An Atheist says those 3 little words quite a bit. Because we don't know everything,
but we are learning something new every day.

Well I've been reading and rereading what I've typed and I think I might have figured
out why theists seem afraid of those 3 little words. If people asked me questions about
Astronomy, Evolution and all the other sciences and ALL I could say was
I..........DON'T...........KNOW, I wouldn't like it either.

Well enough of my ramblings.

Peace

The Reasons I'm An Atheist

First off, I'd like to say that if anyone could give me hard evidence of the existence of
a goD and this evidence could be tested by Scientists and proven to be true then I
would crawl through 100 miles of razor sharp glass just to kiss goDs feet. Simply
put, I am open minded to a certain point. The bIBLE can not be used as hard
evidence because it is a book of stories written 2000+ years ago, by humans that
were very ignorant of the reality around them. Plus, many of the stories were by word
of mouth before being written down. Do you remember the game played in elementary
school? Even today, with our modern technology, the News Story can get messed up.

I've been an Atheist, almost, as far back as I can remember. I never could understand
why goD would create a world like this. A world in which you hope things will get
better as the years go by. But, in reality, things are getting worse at an exponential rate
with a facade of better.

Once in my early 20s, I was able to be in a spot that was isolated (20+ miles to another
person) and I performed an experiment to see if there was a goD. Since I was told by
theists that if I called for goD to appear before me, hE wouldn't because hE doesn't
work that way. Ok...so I'll call someone who is supposedly chomping at the bit to
get souls. I didn't do any rites or rituals, I just spoke normally and did all the necessary
promises and such. But, to my dismay(lol), sataN never showed up. I would think that
an Atheist would be a prime target for sataN. Hmmmm

Conclusion to my experiment.......No sataN - No goD.

I just thought of something that will save me alot of keystrokes.

Almost every Sunday there is a program that streams out of Austin, Texas called "The
Atheist Experience". The host, Matt Dillahunty, is fantastic. To find out all my reasons
for being an Atheist just listen to Matt. When he speaks its like he is using my mind
and his voice. I agree with him 99.9999999999%.

Peace